You know what, it’s another ripper of a day in the Cape and we’re not in the mood to beat around the bush.

No waffling, no big preamble, cut to the chase, getting down to business – that’s always been our style.

Let’s just show you guys a couple of things that may make your life simpler, better and faster – unlike doing business with some banks in this country. First up is the Sunbeam Kebab Grill (R419, down 39%), because sometimes you don’t feel like stoking the fire and making a braai to enjoy some meaty goodness.

This double handle, easy to clean five-pole stainless steel beaut rotates to ensure fast and even cooking. Too easy mate, too easy.

So you’re still mixing everything by hand and slaving away in the kitchen? Cute guys, but this is 2015 and we need not wile away when there are affordable alternatives available. We’ll stick to the Sunbeam theme and move on to the Hand Mixer and Bowl (R449, 25% off), your need to knows below:

• Five speeds with pulse function
• Maximum capacity: 2.21L
• Chrome beater and dough hooks
• Stainless steel bowl
• Heavy base for stability
• Heavy duty motor
• 230V~50HZ 200W
• One-year warranty

Sorted. Now can we all go outside and play in the sun?