As the quest for Ginger’s souls has been declared defeated, their chances of redemption have been diminished by a Ginger Supremacist who is the first Ginger to be convicted of terrorism.

Mark Colborne from the South Coast of England stockpiled the ingredients required for an arsenal of chemical weapons after decades of perceived abuse for his red hair – practically proving everyone right. At 37, the soulless dude was planning to deploy against “blacks and Caucasian idiots” on behalf of his Ginger brothers.

The ultimate goal? To assassinate Prince Charles and Prince William so that Harry could be donned the British crown. He was found guilty on Tuesday after his family – how dare they – noticed something out of the ordinary.

His family found the substances needed to make cyanide in his bedroom along with dust masks, a spray bottle, gloves, and a chemical that would help the poison penetrate his victims’ skin.

He had also amassed a small library of manuals that may have helped him commit an atrocity, including The Poor Man’s James Bond, which was compiled by former American Nazi Party member and survivalist Kurt Saxon.

But even more cray than that was the journals written by Mark that explained his idealistic hair-colour-based ideology.

I want them to see my transition from poor red-haired victimised minority that is constantly walked over to a fully transformed military terrorist striking at the hearts of the bigoted tyrannical rulers and of course the dark-haired dark-eyes Caucasian race.

I will be heard through terror.

Ooooooh, so scary.

There is little information on the Ginger supremacy ideology – other than this video:

His journals were packed with hatred towards everyone that wasn’t Ginger as well as his mission to make Prince Harry the leader of them all:

Wouldn’t it be great to have a military silent rifle, take up a good stealth position and put a bullet in Charles’ head. I would sacrifice my life for that one shot. Kill Charles and William, and Harry become king.

Kill the tyrants.

Dude, maybe Jesus was Ginger. Chill.

[source: thedailybeast]