Music is generally something that has the power to unite – unless you insist on playing One Direction and the like, in which case we might have to part ways sooner rather than later.

If you can find a happy medium, throw in a healthy dose of hard liquor and quality wine, then mix well with good friends you have the greatest recipe of all – a good old-fashioned jol. Of course every jol needs some beats to get people up and moving, set at just the right volume that you don’t have to scream and spit in each other’s faces whilst debating the merits of world politics and religion.

If your speakers just aren’t cutting it may we suggest the Telefunken 2.0 Channel Sound Bar System, down from R999 to R699 (free delivery). What are the vital deets when it comes to this beaut?

• Model: TSB-1000
• Output power: Two 16W
• Bluetooth 2.1
• RCA L/R audio aux in
• External power cable
• With stand or wall mountable
• With remote control and audio cable
• Dimensions: 60cm (W) x 132.5cm (L) x 40cm (H)

Now here’s one for those who love gadgets and a little extra safety around the house. The Outdoor Infrared Photoelectric Beam Motion Sensor Detector Passive (R399, 50% off) is essentially a beam protector for household or business perimeter security. The beams can monitor an outside distance of up to 150m and an indoor distance of up to 450m, so there’s no getting by these beauts without triggering the alarm system.

You can read all about the specs and features of the Beam Detectors HERE.

Speakers at the ready, home secure, looks like it’s time to boogie.