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August 31, 2015

This Supercut Of Trump Talking About The Bible Is Comedy Gold [Video]

Donald Trump loves the Bible - in fact, it's his favourite book. If you need proof, check out this Bible reference mash up.

Don’t ask Trump for his favourite verse out of his favourite book – it’s too personal. In this mash up of all Donald Trump’s mentions of the bible in his array of speeches, we get to hear the ‘Bible’ quite a few times, various explanations on his views of said book and being brought up as a Presbyterian.

However, Trump isn’t a fan of Jesus. In fact, last week he called Jesus a loser because he fed the poor and and healed the sick:

Believe me, Trump would never help the poor. I would never give away medicine for free. Jesus was weak. Let me tell you something, Jesus is not god. He’s god because he was crucified. I like gods that weren’t crucified. Perhaps he’s god, but right now, Jesus hasn’t done anything in 2000 years. Jesus gets up there and starts bleeding out on the cross. Trump wouldn’t do that. He has blood coming out of his sides, his eyes, his feet, blood coming out of his wherever. Just disgusting. I never liked Jesus after that, because I don’t like socialist losers. He’s as weak as Bernie Sanders. I just don’t respect Jesus as a savior. I have no respect for him. I don’t think he’s very good at being a deity. He never owned any casinos, he never married models like I have. I think Jesus is highly overrated.

Instead, he offered another religion, Trumpology, which would focus on the worship of money and of Trump the Saviour.

Such a pity Kanye’s running for presidential candidate wasn’t announced in time for next year’s election

[source: cnn]