As the knees become creakier and the fitness levels drop, those of us who enjoy competition have to start looking beyond touch rugby and a footie kick around. Golf just seems like too much frustration, which is probably why some people call it a good walk spoiled.

So how can you show off your skills and save yourself the huffing and puffing that comes with too much physical exertion these days? Warm up your wrists and get ready for a game of boules – you know, the game where everyone puts on a French accent and acts at least a few years older than they really are.

You’ve got a choice between two options, one for the kiddies (or in-laws you’re not mad about) and one for the grown ups.

• R189 for Eight Ball Plastic Boules Set in a Carry Frame (R299 value)
• R309 for Eight Chrome Steel Boules in a Carry Bag (R390 value)

We’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you’re opting for the steel boules. Here’s what you’re getting:

Chrome steel balls
Ball size: 7.3cm in diameter
Ball weight: 700g
Set includes jack, measuring string and instruction pamphlet
Weight: 6.3kg
Dimensions: 31cm (L) x 16cm (H) x 8cm (W)

Escargot, berets and baguettes sold separately.

You’re also running low on Tupperware around the house, I can see it in your eyes. Remedy that perilous situation by grabbing a 13-Piece Set for just R199 (free delivery), perfect for a school kiddie’s lunch or saving last night’s leftovers for lunch at the office.

Fruit and Salad Pod Removable
Removable ice packs
13-piece set gives four containers for keeping lunch chilled
BPA Free
Top rack dishwasher safe but do no put ice packs in microwave or dishwasher

Lunch, sorted. Entertainment, sorted. Let’s weekend…