You know what, let’s not beat around the bush today. It’s warm outside, it’s only getting warmer and we need to start getting back into the swing of things after being cocooned in blankets and layers of clothing for past four months.

Meet the Four Person Picnic Set, covering all your bases and going for a steal from R279 (30% off). Take your pick between blue and khaki, then nail that double date with all of these essentials:

• Four Stainless Steel knives, forks, spoons
• Four dinner plates
• Four wine glasses
• Four cotton napkins
• One bottle opener
• One fleece blanket with waterproof backing
• One wine bottle holder

Yeah just the one blanket, you lot get cosy now and thank us later.

Of course if you’re more of a homebody we’re not going to leave you hanging, have guests over and wow them with your supreme culinary skills. How so? Check out these Convection Oven Roasters – the cleanest, quickest and coolest way to roast that shizz like a boss. Here are your options:

R699 for a Halogen Oven A15 Analog in Black (R999 value)
R799 for a Halogen Oven D15 Digital Touch Panel in White (R1 099 value)

What you need to know:
BBQ, broils without water, fries without oil, steams, defrosts and disinfects
Easy to operate, just set timer and temperature
Hot moving air circulates around the food, so food cooks evenly
No soot, non-radioactive, oil and fat-free
Cooks perfectly: Foods sear quickly on outside, sealing juices in the inside
Cooks 2-3 times faster than standard oven, saving up to 60% energy
Heat-resistant glass bowl, transparent container allows you to clearly see what you are cooking from all sides
Safety and energy-saving micro-switch; lift handle to switch off, and put down the handle to switch on.
Amazing automatic self-cleaning
Capacity: 12 litres can be enlarged to 17 litres with extender ring

That’s right kids, two to three times faster than a standard oven. Because we’re all tired of eating underdone roasted veg when the wait becomes unbearable. And that bit about automatic self-cleaning, I salute you oven roaster, we are not worthy.

Do your thing homies and homettes, I don’t think either of these would do your cool cat rating any harm.