Naspers To Launch Netflix ‘Competitor’ – Multinational media and technology company Naspers is gearing up to unveil an internet streaming service that will take on Netflix in developing markets. [f24]

Government To Take A Long Hard Look At Visa Regulations – Government is set to take a long hard look at controversial new visa and immigration regulations to establish their impact on tourism and jobs. [ewn]

This Should Put You Off Swimming In The Sea For Good – Monster 6 Metre Shark Caught Off Oz Surf Spot – I’d like to see Mick Fanning punch this monster and get away with it, shark-abusing Ozzie bastard. [story]

MH370: Malaysia Publishes New Theory – Malaysia’s government newsagency has published a new theory suggesting Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 glided downwards and landed with soft impact on the southern Indian Ocean. [stuff]

Julian Assange Case: Sweden To Drop Sex Assault Inquiry – Swedish prosecutors will drop their investigation into sexual assault allegations against Julian Assange on Thursday because of the statutes of limitation, the BBC has learned. [bbc]

Pics: Racial War At School – “It’s a full-blown colour war.” This was all Gauteng Education MEC Panyaza Lesufi could say to describe the crisis paralysing Roodepoort Primary School. [iol]

Keep The TV, Lights And Wi-Fi Going With This Ryobi Generator Only R3,990 – OK guys by now we’re all pretty clued up on the horrors of load shedding. The only time it is mildly amusing is when it happens during the work day, although one is then forced to navigate the drive home without the benefit of traffic robots. [deal]

Panayiotou’s Middleman Turns State Witness – The charges against Luthando Siyoli, the alleged middle man in the murder of Jayde Panayiotou, have been dropped and will turn State witness. [n24]

China Blasts: Tianjin Port City Rocked By Explosions – Massive explosions have hit China’s northern city of Tianjin, leaving at least 17 people dead and hundreds more injured. [bbc]

US Warplanes Launch First Air Strikes Against Isis Targets In Syria – Strikes mark the first time manned US fighter jets carried out raids after taking off from a Turkish base in a new phase in the campaign against the terror group. [guardian]

Russia And Nato ‘Actively Preparing For War’ – Rival war games by Russian armed forces and Nato represent greatest build up of military tension in Europe since Cold War, warns think tank. [tele]

North Korea Executes Cabinet Head For Discontent With Kim Jong Un: Report – North Korea’s vice premier was executed by firing squad this year after showing discontent with the policies of the country’s leader Kim Jong Un, a South Korean media report said on Wednesday. [nydn]

Jeb Bush Is Even Nuttier Than Trump Now – By blaming President Obama and Hillary Clinton for the sorry state of Iraq and the rise of ISIS, Jeb Bush seems to be forgetting a little detail called … his brother. [db]

Jimmy Carter Says He Has Cancer And It Has Spread – Former President Jimmy Carter has cancer, and it has spread to other parts of his body, he announced Wednesday. [cnn]

Has Nefertiti’s Tomb Finally Been Found? – Nefertiti has continued to capture our collective imagination throughout the ages. Yet no trace has been found of the legendary “beautiful one” who ruled across Egypt at her husband’s side… until, possibly, now. [cnn]

Three New Bill Cosby Accusers Come Forward, Including a ‘Cosby Show’ Actress – The list of women accusing comedian Bill Cosby of sexual assault is still growing. [eto]

Spoiled Son Burns Ferrari So Rich Dad Would Buy Him New One – The 20-year-old son of a Swiss millionaire set fire to his $245,000 Ferrari car just so he could get an upgrade. [nydn]

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Tom Brady’s Melting Face In Courtroom Sketch Is Instantly Turned Into A Meme – Temperatures in New York City are floating around the mid 80s today, but it seems to be sweltering in the federal court where Tom Brady’s “DeflateGate” scandal hearing is being held because his face is clearly melting in this courtroom sketch. [mash]

Lindsay Lohan’s Tell-All Book – Lindsay Lohan is no longer taken very seriously as an actress, so naturally, she’s taking a stab at being an author. [it]

Sexy Ads Don’t Work – People Remember The Sexy And Not The Product : Wits Study – Marketers go “to extreme measures and use shock advertising to attract consumers’ attention”‚ but it doesn’t seem to work. [tlive]

Kristen Stewart’s Sexual Revolution: ‘I’m Not Hiding’ – The ‘Twilight’ star spoke candidly about sexuality and our obsession with defining relationships. In doing so, she’s playing an important role in destroying artificial binaries. [db]

Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Curvaceous Derriere – In purple bikini as she continues birthday festivities with pals in Mexico [dm]

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