Steven Tyler reveals he’s the Schmidt to Lenny Kravitz’s Nick (if you don’t know this reference go buy a New Girl DVD now) by getting rather upset at the fact that the world has seen Lenny’s ding-dong before he has.

Sorry, what? Let me explain. Our boy Lenny had a major wardrobe malfunction whilst performing ‘American Woman’ at a gig in Sweden. His leather pants split open as he did a guitar squat, and as no self-respecting rock legend wears knickers, his crown jewels fell out on to the stage for all to see. (I’m amazed this has never happened before given Lenny’s penchant for spray-on leather)

Check the video and you’ll see Lenny squeezing his knees together as if he needed a really good wee. And if you’re keen to see more…

If that didn’t satisfy you, here’s a rather disturbing gif, brought to us by Gawker.

As you can see, Lenny’s got some bling going on down there, which is apparently news to Steve Tyler.  

You gotta respect Lenny’s ‘Penisgate’ hashtag. We just hope Tyler gets a front row seat next time.

[sources: Defamer, Gawker]