What can we say about Donald Trump that hasn’t been said already? I don’t remember calling him a massive wanker but you would have guessed from the tone of our past pieces on the presidential wannabe that he isn’t getting our vote.

Despite his obvious shortcomings we know that he is filthy stinking rich, something that is a gut shot for all us believers in karma. If you’d like to have yourself a snoop around the Trump private jet just give that video above a click, all the while remembering that it cost around £63 million (R1.2 billion) and comes with a marble bathroom and 24-carat seat belt buckles.

A quick gander at a few pics of this plane then…

That guy really is the worst. If you’re not hating him enough let’s check out the chopper.

Just the cool R70 million or so for that sexy little number. Over to CNBC to really rub it in:

The whole interior is outfitted with 24-karat gold-plated hardware—from the seatbelts to the handles. Trump also had his family crest painted on the side, in gold of course. And the shelves of the Trump chopper were stocked with water—Trump Ice spring water.

“If it’s got the Trump name on it, it’s got to be the best of the best,” Roth said. “And this helicopter is worth of his name.”

Maybe through the power of collective thought we can will his chopper to crash somewhere on the border of Mexico. Now there’s a dash cam video I would relish watching.

[sources:inquisitir&dailymail&mwm&cnbc]