There’s no real scale to measure just how much macho you think you are. Of course if you are Bear Grylls you don’t really need one, you can simply point to the amount of your own urine you’ve consumed and it’s pretty much game, set and match.

For those of us less enamoured with drinking our own yellow water there is now an easier way to emulate Bear’s outdoor survival chops. No, it doesn’t involve giving yourself an enema or sleeping inside of a camel, although we’re not going to tell you how to use your Bear Grylls Survival Tool Pack. Down from R1 411 to R999 (free delivery of course), this multi-tool pack designed for survival in the most extreme conditions.

Sheathed in a rubberised locking carrying case that attaches to a belt or backpack strap, it includes a 12 component multi-tool, flashlight and fire starter rod. Yeah boy, now we’re talking.

Features:

Locking Case
Attaches to Belt / Backpack Strap
Flashlight
Fire starter Rod
Priorities of Survival Guide
12 Component Tool: Needle Nose Pliers, Standard Pliers, File, Wire Cutters, Partially Serrated Blade, Wood Saw, Small Flathead Driver, Bottle Opener, Scissors, Crosshead Driver, Pierce & Medium Flathead

Tech Specs:

Overall Length: 152.4mm
Closed Length: 101.6mm
Weight: 315.81g

Look at you go, you’re so darn outdoorsy right now. Seeing as though we’ve got you here already let’s offer you one more nudge in your quest to be the man with the plan. If you haven’t already it’s definitely worth looking at the Port-Jump Reusable Emergency Jump Starters. These invaluable tools work by plugging into a car’s cigarette lighter, giving batteries sufficient charge to start a car in just 12 minutes. No more trying to flag down unwilling motorists and asking for a jump start, just plug in one of these bad boys and you’re on your way.

Choose between these options:
R249 for a Port-Jump Reusable Emergency Jump Starter – Petrol (R599 value)
R399 for a Port-Jump Reusable Emergency Jump Starter – Diesel (R949 value)

If you’ve made it this far you deserve a manly fist bump. Nice one mate, now for a braai and a boerie roll vanaand.