I thought I’d start out with what seems to be an unrealistic photo of paradise. Just let it sink right in, right down to your freezing cold pores.

Now to let you in on a little secret: bathing in the sun and sipping on genuine coconut water isn’t that unrealistic at all. In fact, because the fog this morning got me just so gosh darn emotionally pining for the sun, I did a little online soul searching and have decided to share it with you.

This, my friends, is a deal for a seven-night-stay in Phuket including flights for only R8 999,00 per person sharing.

Come on guys. That’s outrageous.

Imagine FINALLY taking your much deserved leave for this:

Includes

• Accommodation at Sunset Beach Resort or a similar tourist class hotel
• Return airfare from Johannesburg
• Shared twin accommodation
• Breakfast
• Seven nights in Phuket
• Return airport transfers
• Estimated airport taxes

And you mos know you’ll be the centre of all your friend’s jealousy when you come back all tanned, glowing from the sun and copious amount of tropically coconutty flavoured things.

See you on the paradise side!