If you’re one of those people who quite enjoyed the Charlie Sheen meltdown and were wondering where he had disappeared to you’re in luck my friend, he’s back and he’s swinging for the fences.
Whilst most people spent Father’s Day posting heartfelt tributes on Facebook (#bestdadever #blessed #calltheguyinstead) Charlie Sheen took the chance to blast former wife, and mother of one of his children, Denise Richards in a stinging attack on Twitter. He had more flattering things to say about his other ex-wife Brooke Mueller. Enjoy that tweet below courtesy of Jezebel:
A shame pile you say? And how does one know to use the word ‘whom’ but manage to spell ‘rock’ incorrectly? Enough about Charlie’s grammar though because he wasn’t quite done, sending out a series of tweets beginning with ‘open letter to the media’. He has since deleted them but they live on at Complex:
“open letter to
the
media:
Denise Richards
is a shake down
piece of shit doosh phace
&
worst mom alive!
a despicable charlatan who
sux ISIs
ass!!!!
(and cock)
fuk itI’m out
©I have paid that
Klay-Vinnik leaky diaper
over 30 Mil
and she calls me
a DbD!see u in
court you evil
terrorist sack of landfill rashbitch couldn’t act
hot in a fire
or
wet in a poolyou should all
hear her acting lessons:
sounds like
dolphins sucking off
Coyotes!!!this gangster
Sheenius will be
Winning!
Duh!!
really grandma?
I’m the
ARCHITECT OF THE TERM YOU LEAKY AND MALARIA
RIDDLED
PUDDLE OF SHIT STINK DECAY!!and now I’m
outlast note;
this lab rat
is from a retarded
shit hole named
“Downers Grove”nothing further your Honor
hash tag
go fuk Sambora some more
you
“Dood thief”that genius called
me 1000 times to ask
“how can I get the
ass funk to be less,
ass-funky”the only answer I had
was
to tell him to
“steep” that hedgehog
in bleach…”
twice a dayfor a year
fukker whoreand hey Irv;
go fuk yourself pussy
bitchI am the truth
you are my enemytry me
I dubble dare ya
skinny boy faceSir © of the Sheen
is
on
stand by
Guess who’s back, back again, Charlie’s back, tell a friend.
Drops mic.
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