Hey America, remember when you voted in George Bush and the world spent eight years laughing at you? Let’s all hope you’ve learnt some valuable lessons because next to Donald Trump ol’ Dubya looks like an intelligent, level-headed public orator.

Donald Trump, real estate tycoon and proud owner of the USA’s worst hairdo, announced yesterday he would run as a candidate for the 2016 election. Oh how we laughed, but the real fireworks kicked off when he sauntered onto stage and opened that food hole he calls a mouth.

I don’t think I have seen as cringeworthy a speech since, um, the last time Jacob Zuma took to the podium but we have to expect more from the man who wants to become ‘the leader of the free world’. My personal favourite is when he starts describing the Mexicans who come to America as rapists and drug dealers. Never has a man looked so out of touch with his voters, and the callousness with which he laughs off his own ineptitude makes one wonder if he actually cares.

A brief scan of Twitter revealed that Trump’s insult-laden wannabe presidential rant had amused many.

I would like to take this moment to personally thank Donald for the hours of enjoyment we will derive from watching him play stupid in public. Thanks Donald, and that comes from both us here in the office and the Bush family.

[sources:mashable&time]