FIFA’s lame Sepp Blatter Movie Made $607 In Its U.S. Debut Weekend – So here’s some news for all these hankering for a bit of schadenfreude with regard to world soccer’s massively corrupt governing body: The masturbatory, self-aggrandizing movie it commissioned to tell the story of now-disgraced president Sepp Blatter flopped massively in its United States debut weekend. [mash]

Pistorius Has Completed An Anger Management Course – The Correctional Services Department on Monday said it recommended that Oscar Pistorius be released on probation within the next two months because he had completed several courses, including an anger management programme. [ewn]

New SA Visa Regulations ‘Confusing’, Say French Travel Agents – French tourism professionals say South Africa’s new visa regulation laws are confusing and will lead to a drop in visitors. [mg]

Apple Music Launches June 30th, Comes To Android This Fall – Apple has announced that the $10-per-month streaming service will be available on iOS, Macs and Windows PCs on June 30th in 100 countries, and it’ll arrive on both Android and Apple TV this fall. [eng]

Apple Just Made A Huge Play To Take Over Your Car’s Dashboard – Apple’s CarPlay got precious little stage time in a WWDC keynote filled with announcements for every single platform that Apple services, but make no mistake: the few seconds that Craig Federighi spent talking about it was a big deal for the auto industry, and it’s going to get even bigger over the coming years. [verge]

HSBC To Axe Up To 25,000 Jobs – HSBC is to axe as many as 25,000 jobs as it targets annual cost cuts of up to $5bn a year in a bid to streamline Europe’s biggest bank by assets. [ft]

Heroes Stop Suicide Bomber Attack On Video – The militant is seen blowing himself up moments after he was ushered away from more than 1,000 people at Friday prayer. [sky]

Lion On The Loose Outside Beaufort West – A massive search is under way for a lion that escaped from the Karoo National Park outside Beaufort West and is suspected by now to be on a private farm. [n24]

Explosives Used In Two Armed Robberies In Cape Town – An armed gang hit a petrol station in Cape Town in the early hours of Monday morning, just two days after a similar incident nearby. [n24]

Alton Towers Crash Victims Welcome Owner Accepting ‘Full Responsibility’ – Leah Washington, 17, has leg amputated after being seriously hurt in rollercoaster crash at theme park. [guardian]

Elton John Likens Concert Steward To Hitler – Sir Elton John likened a steward to Hitler as she tried to stop crowds from surging forward during a gig. [bbc]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Mother Detained For Carrying €55,000 – The mother of the Real Madrid star was held at the Barajas airport for carrying over five times the maximum amount of cash allowed on an aeroplane. [goal]

Rafael Nadal Too Busy Training To Watch French Open Final – Dethroned French Open champion Rafael Nadal says he was too busy training to watch Stan Wawrinka’s gripping final defeat of Novak Djokovic at Roland Garros on Sunday. [toi]

Sideshow Bob Will Finally Kill His Nemesis Bart Simpson – After 25 years of trying, the murderous clown can at last say “Die Bart, Die” and mean it. [tele]

James Cameron Gives Seal Of Approval To Terminator Genisys John Connor Twist – Written off the new Terminator reboot already? Think again, says James Cameron, the director behind the original 1984 Terminator, and Terminator 2: Judgement Day.[tele]

X Factor Is “the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done,” Says Former X Factor Judge – The man who signed Avril Lavigne unequivocally admits that appearing on the X Factor was “the worst thing I’ve ever done.” [gawk]

Kylie Jenner Reveals Kris Cut Her Off Three Years Ago: ‘I Pay for Everything’ – The Kardashian-Jenner family makes a lot of money, so much so that Kris decided to cut Kylie off three years ago. In a new interview with InStyle UK, Kylie opened up about everything from money to fashion. [cb]

People Aren’t Happy About Beyonce’s ‘Major Announcement’ – I am a proud member of the BeyHive, so when I heard that the Queen, Beyoncé, would be making a major announcement on “Good Morning America,” I was glued to my screen. [mtv]

Caitlyn Jenner Sued Again After Deadly Car Crash – Olympic champion turned transgender reality TV star Caitlyn Jenner has been sued again in connection with a February car crash in Malibu in which a 69-year-old woman died. [bi]

Clint Eastwood’s Bad Caitlyn Jenner ‘Joke’ Cut From Guys Choice Awards – Clint Eastwood, a famous old coot with a history of grunting at empty chairs, made a Caitlyn Jenner “joke” during the filming of the Guys Choice Awards over the weekend. [jez]

Madame Tussauds Wax Figure Will Be the First Transgender Figure in the Museum’s History – Madame Tussauds San Francisco announced Monday that it will debut a wax figure of Laverne Cox, star of Orange Is the New Black and a transgender rights activist, on June 26 during Pride Weekend festivities in the Bay Area. It is the first-ever transgender figure in the museum’s history. [time]

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