Stock up on baked beans folks, the end is nigh.

Actually scrap the beans because we’re all going to be obliterated, quit your job and live out your remaining days in a hedonistic blaze of glory.

A massive asteroid is heading our way and will wipe out all traces of life – the only things that might survive are a few cockroaches and Steve Hofmeyr. We’ll let the Huffington Post get to the bottom of this:

That’s the belief of an online community of biblical theorists who predict our collective demise will occur between 22 – 28 September 2015.

Bummer, I’m actually going away that weekend, any chance we could move it?

[A Nasa] spokesman said: “Nasa knows of no asteroid or comet currently on a collision course with Earth, so the probability of a major collision is quite small.

“In fact, as best as we can tell, no large object is likely to strike the Earth any time in the next several hundred years.”

Oh thank goodness, I just remembered that is a long weekend as well – now that would have been a waste. Anyone else have any century-old works of fiction they would like to base their doomsayings off of? No, no one?

On with our day then.

[source:huffpost]