We’ve heard the saying ‘jack of all trades, master of none’, usually said as a backhanded insult to someone you’re not all that fond of. It’s like saying well done mate, you’re kind of OK at many things but not good at any of them.

Well it’s probably time you meet this nifty creation then, the Rossi 14000mAh Car Jump Starter Power Bank. It’s tough to even know where to start but let’s go with the obvious – no more dead car battery arguments about who left the lights on overnight because voilà – attach this little contraption and jump start a car, bike or boat.

Then there’s the power bank aspect, complete with the ability to charge laptops three times faster than the norm, cellphones 10 times faster and run a 12V television. Still not impressed? Tough crowd, how about the fact that the power bank holds its charge for up to six months and be recharged up to 1 000 times.

And what are you paying for all of this goodness? How about R729 (44% off, free delivery)? Bazinga – let’s take a look at this bad boy then.

Input: 15V, 1A
Output: 5V/2A 12V/2A 19V/3.5A
Starting current: 200A
Peak current: 400A
Recharge time approximately: 4 hours
Operating temperature: 0°C – +85°C
Equipped with eight different charging connectors
Emergency light
Reverse polarity protection
Patented protection system
One-year guarantee

Pretty, pretty good isn’t it? You can get your Rossi 14000mAh Car Jump Starter Power Bank HERE. Just let someone try the ‘jack of all trades’ garbage now…