Anyone who has the (mis)fortune of sharing their abode with canines knows that cleaning up their turds can be a truly stomach-wrenching experience. Then there’s the joy of stepping in one barefoot, which is hilarious when it happens to a mate but rather less so when you’re hosing off between your toes.

The problem is that those steamy piles of doggy droppings are easily hidden amongst that patchy, clumpy and water-guzzling lawn of yours. Hours spent with hose in hand (mind out the gutter please) and that’s the best this grass will grow?

Enough people, let’s do everyone a favour and get with the times. Why not blanket your outside area with Artificial Grass, coming at just R2 299 for 1o square metres of 25mm thick grass (R4 799 value) or R2 649 for 10 square metres of 30mm thick grass (R4 999 value). Both, by the way, include free delivery.

Now I don’t want to throw another spanner into the works but, golf lovers, doesn’t that look like it would make the best chipping and putting green? Move that dog, shift those chairs around, PGA Tour here I come.

What you need to know:
Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
Ideal for small gardens, balconies and playgrounds
Low maintenance
Easy to install
Nylon with latex grass covering

No watering, no standing on dog grenades, a better short game – the grass is always greener…