Feds Will Break FIFA Like the Mafia – The U.S. will use the same RICO legislation that Rudy Guiliani used to shut down big mafia families to get to FIFA’s boss, Sepp Blatter, who is still “quite relaxed” after the arrests of many of his top officials. [db]

Classic: We Bribed FIFA But Then Couldn’t Pay The Money – So we now know what we had all suspected for as long as we’ve followed football – FIFA is rotten from top to bottom. But this is very special. As the saying goes – Only in South Africa [2ov]

Fifa Scandal: SA Slams ‘Baseless’ Claims – Allegations that South Africa promised a $10-million bribe to a former Fifa vice-president to win its 2010 World Cup bid were unfounded, a South African Football Association spokesman said on Wednesday. [iol]

Zuma Jokes And Mocks His Way Through Speech – The president downplayed demands that he address Nkandla and release the Marikana report during his response to the presidency budget vote debate. [mg]

U2 Tour Manager Found Dead In LA Hotel Room – Bono pays tribute to the 68-year-old, who had worked with the Irish rockers since 1982, calling him “irreplaceable”. [sky]

Facebook’s Oculus VR Acquires Startup Surreal Vision – Here’s more proof that Facebook’s plans for Oculus VR go beyond gaming: Oculus announced Tuesday the acquisition of Surreal Vision, a company specializing in making virtual worlds look more like real ones. [var]

Singapore Airlines Jet Plunges 4,000m After Losing Power In Both Engines – Airlines announces investigation after Airbus A330-300 carrying 194 people suffered engine failures travelling from Singapore to Shanghai [grdn]

Artist Sells Instagram Photos That Aren’t His For $90K – Richard Prince, an established artist who plays with authorship and appropriation, made waves at the Frieze Art Fair a couple of weeks ago with his Instagram paintings. [huf]

SA MPs, Doctors Blow Medicinal Dagga Bill Out Of The Water – MPs and medical researchers have rejected a bill that proposed the legalisation of dagga for commercial and medicinal use, with some warning of the “hazards” of the drug for families and communities. [tlive]

Ex-Bok: I’m Paying The Price For Pro Rugby – Former Springbok flyhalf Derick Hougaard has been advised to undergo an MRI scan on his brain. [s24]

World Bank Approves Grant To Boost Hunting In Mozambique – The World Bank’s International Development Association approved a $40 million grant to Mozambique to fund conservation efforts, including strengthening the country’s program of selling the rights to hunt wild animals. [st]

FBI Is Investigating Hysterectomy Device Found to Spread Uterine Cancer – The morcellator surgical tool was found to spread uterine cancer, and the FBI is examining what the largest maker of it, Johnson & Johnson, knew about the hazards. [wsj]

Tracy Morgan Settles Suit With Wal-Mart Over Fatal Crash – Actor-comedian Tracy Morgan has settled his lawsuit against Wal-Mart over a highway crash that killed one man and left Morgan and two friends seriously injured. [ap]

JK Rowling Slays Anti-Gay Westboro Church – J.K. Rowling has conjured a magical takedown of the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church over the fabled marriage of Gandalf and Dumbledore. [stuff]

Cher Is Not Impressed With Obama’s ISIS War – The singer is worried about how America’s campaign against the Islamic State in progressing. [db]

Conrad Hilton Slapped With Restraining Order – After threatening suicide over ex-girlfriend Hunter Salomon. [gc]

Katy Perry & John Mayer Back Together: Their Cozy Disneyland Date – Katy Perry and John Mayer are back on! The couple had a fun-filled Disneyland date over Memorial Day weekend, providing the first photographic evidence that it still isn’t over between the two Grammy winners! [hl]

Bruce Jenner Responds To Wrongful Death Lawsuit – Bruce Jenner has responded to the wrongful death lawsuit stemming the fatal crash he was in earlier this year. [yah]

Inside Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner’s $150 Million Split – Why Insiders Say An Announcement May Be Imminent. [ro]

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