If you happen to have a Twitter account I suggest you do yourself a favour and follow Piers Morgan. Then, when you realise just how much of an absolute twat he is (this should take around 24 to 36 hours), unfollow him and go back to enjoying your time with all the other Twitterati.

Despite the fact that he is a nonce, Piers can utter something that rings true every now and again, mostly when he is attacking other public figures from atop his high horse. The latest target of his Daily Mail column is Sepp Blatter, football’s answer to Robert Mugabe. Here’s a few of the more barbed insults Piers sent his way:

…this is the day that signifies the beginning of the end of the despicable, despotic reign of FIFA’s President, Sepp Blatter…

[He] has worked at FIFA since 1975 and run it as President since 1998.

In that time it has morphed from a clean, respected non-political organization to one of the most infamous, scandal-strewn, disgraced and disreputable official bodies in the world.

Well that’s not entirely true Piers, FIFA are currently under investigation for fraud and corruption that spans back to 1991. If you had hacked into a few football-related phones you might have known that. On with the attack:

Almost everything Blatter says or does shames him and FIFA.

This is a guy who urged players subjected to vile racism on the pitch to simply settle things with their abuser via a ‘handshake’.

A guy whose main contribution to the ongoing debate about the future of women’s football was to say the ‘pretty’ players should wear ‘tighter shorts’ to make themselves more appealing.

A guy who reacted to John Terry’s affair with teammate Wayne Bridge’s former girlfriend by chortling: ‘If this happened in Latin countries, he would have been applauded!’

A guy who, when asked about Qatar’s anti-gay laws, responded:’I would say they (gays) should refrain from any sexual activities.’

Blatter’s a sexist, homophobic, racism-blind, inherently bent dinosaur desperately clinging onto power that should have been removed from him years ago.

With that I am in total agreement and it beggars belief that this bloated parasite is set to win re-election tomorrow. Unleash Piers, don’t hold back on our account:

Sepp Blatter is the Emperor of Corruption; an amoral, unethical dictator who has ruthlessly abused his position for personal gain – and allowed legions of equally greedy, grasping cohorts to do the same.

Today, finally, the legal noose tightened on his rhino-thick, caviar-fuelled neck and he is facing the justice he deserves…

The septic tank Sepp Blatter created and filled with filthy lucre is about to be drained so forensically even this slippery, odious little toad can’t escape.

Yeah piss off Sepp Blatter but, if you are offered one final wish before banishment, please take Piers with you.

[source:dailymail]