Expletive, Threat Cause Chaos In National Assembly – The words “I will fuck you up” mouthed in the National Assembly on Tuesday threatened to derail the presidency’s budget vote speech, Netwerk24 reported. [n24]

Fifa Officials Arrested On Corruption Charges – Senior Fifa officials have been arrested on corruption charges in an early-morning police operation in Zurich, Switzerland. [grdn]

Kid Kills Himself At Cape Town’s Cavendish Square– Claremont’s Cavendish Square Mall was the scene of a suicide yesterday evening as a 21-year-old man jumped to his death. [2ov]

Libyan Prime Minister Survives Assassination Attempt – Libya’s Prime Minister Abdullah al-Thinni survived an assassination attempt on Tuesday in the eastern city of Tobruk, according to the country’s official news agency. [cnn]

Former Lesotho Prime Minister Flees To South Africa – Former Lesotho prime minister Tom Thabane says he fears for his life and is asking for protection. [mg]

Steve Wozniak: Edward Snowden Is ‘A Hero To Me’ – Apple co-founder says the NSA whistleblower “gave up his own life . . . to help the rest of us” [fortune]

Texas Flood ‘Tsunami’: Death Toll Keeps Rising – Among the missing are members of two families who were in a holiday home that was swept away by a swollen river. [sky]

Taylor Swift Makes Forbes Power Women List For First Time – The Bad Blood singer makes her first entrance in the annual list as Angela Merkel comes first for the fifth year in a row and Hillary Clinton comes second, up from sixth in 2014. [tele]

US Airman Shoots Wal-Mart Workers, Kills Self – A U.S. airman “with no apparent motive” walked into a Wal-Mart Supercenter in North Dakota early Tuesday and opened fire with a handgun, killing one worker and injuring a second before turning the gun on himself, police said. [abc]

‘SA Men Like Their Girls Big’ – South African women are full-figured – and their men like it. Health experts say African men traditionally favour what whites might consider overweight women and associate fat with wealth. [tlive]

Mafia Boss Pasquale Scotti Held In Brazil After 30 Years On The Run – An Italian organised crime boss convicted for more than 20 murders has been caught in Brazil after 31 years on the run. [bbc]

Hello (43% Of The World): The Internet Now Reaches 3.2 Billion People – The Internet is on hyperspeed. Fueled by the rise of mobile broadband, Internet connectivity around the world has grown sevenfold since 2000, according to a report from the United Nations International Telecommunication Union (ITU). In total, there are now 3.2 billion of us clicking and tapping our way along the information superhighway. [fc]

How The Beatles Walked Away From Hit Studio In Money Row – The Beatles pulled out of a planned recording in 1966 because they did not want to be exploited, a previously unseen letter by George Harrison reveals. [tele]

He’ll Tell You Where to Find Gaddafi’s Missing Billions—If He Gets His Cut – Libya’s dictator hid a fortune. One man told the U.S. that he’s authorized to get the money, which would entitle him to a giant finder’s fee. Never mind the forgery accusations. [db]

Kris Jenner Files Legal Documents to Trademark the Word ‘Momager’ – The Keeping Up with the Kardashians matriarch has just filed legal documents to trademark the word “momager” and embracing a nickname that has stuck ever since her family’s rise to fame. [ppl]

Oh, God.. Keira Knightley Welcomes New Baby – The Imitation Game actress and her husband, musician James Righton, welcomed their first child. [time]

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Issues Public Apology After ‘Blip’ In Recovery – Jonathan Rhys Meyers has issued a public apology after worrying pictures of him were published that showed him apparently intoxicated while walking down a London street. [hello]

Kylie Jenner, 17, Shares More Inappropriate Shots On Instagram – In her relentless pursuit to keep up with her older sisters. [dm]

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