Saturday, April 26, 2025

If You Care: Kylie Jenner Is Into Conspiracy Theories

Good grief, if we don't have Courtney Love trying to find missing airplanes, then we have a baby Kardashian solving massive conspiracy theories. She is either quite bright or has way too much time...

When she is not being a brat about her blue hair on KUWTK or in fashion campaigns or half-killing teens across America, Kylie Jenner is doing something most of us would never imagine:

She is solving crazy, massive conspiracy theories.

Seriously.

Look at this observation (your whole life’s about to change):

I know.

If you have ever done an early morning stroll along the Thames you would have noticed the sky is criss-crossed with these white lines. I clearly remember counting seven at one moment one morning. I’ve also noticed that we don’t get nearly that many in South Africa, so we’re obviously doing something good here that we don’t need to be “exterminated” of anything.

Clearly Kylie is not just pouty lips and #selfies.

[Source: Gawker]