Rest In Peace, Bessie The Wallsend Cow – You were a docile cow, according to one man, and then you were shot dead by a phalanx of British cops with sniper rifles who were backed up by a helicopter and as many as 15 squad cars. You will be missed. [gawk]

De Beers To Sell Legendary Kimberley Mines – De Beers is set to end more than 125 years of diamond mining history by selling its last remaining producing assets in Kimberley, the South African city that was the centre of a 19th century exploration frenzy. [ft]

Mummy’s Boy Panayiotou Is Moaning About The Food He Gets In Prison – Christopher Panayiotou sure knows how to turn the public against him, displaying an amazing ability to wedge his foot right in between his teeth. [2ov]

Lindiwe Mazibuko Earns Master’s Degree From Harvard – Lindiwe Mazibuko is celebrating a Masters of Public Administration degree from Harvard University’s John F. Kennedy School of Government. [bdl]

Uber Is One Step Closer To Picking You Up In A Self-Driving Car – The ride hailing service is testing a self-driving car as part of push to eliminate the cost of drivers. [fort]

Bitcoin’s Overblown Wall Street Debut – Could the recent announcement by the NYSE that it’s launching a bitcoin price index mean that the virtual curency has finally found legitimacy? Pretty to think so but probably not. [db]

‘SA Obliged To Arrest Bashir’ – Rule of law champions have reminded the South African government that it had an obligation to arrest Sudan’s President Omar al-Bashir if he came to South Africa for next month’s African Union summit. [iol]

Furious Mbalula Tells Parliament He Used His Own Money For Mayweather Fight – Minister of Sport, Fikile Mbalula has told parliament that he did not use public funds to attend Floyd Mayweather’s boxing fight against Manny Pacquiao earlier this month. [tlive]

China’s Richest Man Loses $15 Billion in Minutes – In the history of sudden wealth loss, Li Hejun may have set a new record. [nbc]

Jeremy Clarkson: ‘Top Gear Exit Was My Own Silly Fault’ – Jeremy Clarkson has said being dropped from Top Gear “was my own silly fault”. [bbc]

R2.3 Billion Lottery Jackpot Tonight – Tickets – It’s not often you get this many rollovers, which is why tomorrow’s Mega Millions jackpot prize is sitting at $194 million. It’s insane. Get in on the action – all the 2ov staff have. Tickets [here]

Anti-Booing Measures In Place For Russian Eurovision Act – Anti-booing technology is set to be used during this year’s Eurovision Song Contest to mask any booing which may be directed at Russian entry Polina Gagarina. [itv]

Letterman Finale Ratings: Show’s Fourth Largest Audience Ever (13.8 Million) – In preliminary national estimates, the final broadcast of “The Late Show with David Letterman” drew 13.76 million viewers for the show’s largest audience since February 1994. [vt]

Grand Theft Auto Maker Sues BBC Over Film – Take Two Interactive, Rockstar Games’s parent company, launches action for trademark infringement over production reportedly starring Daniel Radcliffe. [grdn]

Juliette Lewis Shows Off Leonardo’s Yacht While Everyone Sleeps – Whilst Cannes gets filled to the brim with celebs and A-listers, it’s no wonder they spread themselves out a bit, with some ending up floating on yachts on the Med. Take Leo DiCaprio and Juliette Lewis for example… [2ov]

Flavor Flav Arrested In Las Vegas – Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas early Thursday on allegations of driving under the influence, speeding, possessing less than an ounce of marijuana and having an open container of alcohol in the 2005 black BMW he was driving, authorities said. [usat]

Maggie Gyllenhaal, 37, Has Reached Her Last Fuckable Day – The 37-year-old actress was told she was “too old” to play the love interest of a 55-year-old male counterpart in a film. The depressing thing? This isn’t news. [db]

Jamaican Me Crazy! Angry Island-Bound Man Strips Nude After Flight Bump – After he found out his flight from Charlotte to Jamaica was overbooked, and arguing loudly with airline staff didn’t change anything, an irate passenger just gave up Wednesday morning. He stopped yelling, went silent, and stripped off all his clothes in front of a U.S. Airways desk. [gawk]

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