I like to consider myself a semi-grown up functional member of society, which is why I was kind of ashamed at how amusing I found the above video. If you have never laughed at a fart I suggest you exit now and save yourself from the impending potty humour. If you do intend on hanging around, perhaps you should make use of those headphones.
I was fortunate enough to grow up with an older brother and we had the ability to turn everything into a competition. You name it, we went head to head at it, including a number of battles I’m not proud of. Then, just when you think you have left all that behind, you find yourself sniggering at a particularly melodious bout of gas. Here’s Viral Thread quoting the proud farter:
My brother moved away from town and I was missing him. So I started texting him farts to let him know that I love him. This would have been in the first dozen or so but the moment it came out, I knew it was special.
I suppose that is a bond that only brothers can understand. Like they say in Shaun of the Dead, if you stop laughing we’ll all stop doing it.
[source:viralthread]
