I’m a bit down and out with a slight cold at the minute and absolutely could not bear to waste Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards’ fashion report back on a lacklustre mood yesterday. And so, because I can, I saved it for today so I (and you guys) can really, really take time to appreciate the, err, clothes…

Just quickly though, T-Swift won Top Artist, the Achievement Award, Top Female Artist, Billboard 200 Album, Billboard 200 Artist, Top 100 Artist, Digital Song Artist and Top Streaming Song. It’s safe to say she won the Billboard Awards for 2015.

I’ve certainly got a soft spot for the fashion at Cannes this year – there’s something about film awards ceremonies and beautiful clothes, they go hand in hand. Music awards shows tend to be a tad more theatrical and innovative and less belle of the ball. You’ll see the difference…

Firstly, remember how Kim K and Beyonce wore almost nothing to the Met Gala? Their dresses were as sheer as air with a few cleverly placed shiny bits to cover their bits. Jennifer Lopez was a little slow on the trend but pulled it off nonetheless.

Good grief she is beautiful. That could be my best dress of the evening, not that she had much to contend with… I give you Britney, Celine and some woman who should not be wearing the dress she is in.

I just feel that, like Celine, when you are 47, you should be going for something tasteful and less tight. Possibly less thigh. As for this lady’s derriere-cheeks being on show… Just no. Also, that’s what Britney currently looks like. She could have done a bit more.

Some celebs opted for a no-dress theme, a la Kendall Jenner. But, let’s be honest, she could rock up in a hessian sack and still look good.

Kendall’s Balmain x H&M outfit and Taylor’s Balmain jumpsuit are a nice change and show that the pant can be a best dressed candidate.

The show was hosted by John Legend’s exquisite wife Chrissy Teigan – the couple looked the part in another set of pantsuits, except maybe Chrissy’s were a bit long, if I have to complain about something.

This is what One Direction now looks like:

And I will leave you with this to think about: this is Dencia and she is a musician, though I cannot tell you what sort of music. She has been described as a “cross between Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj” which 100% explains her outfit costume.

I don’t know whether to attempt eating it or to just go straight to burning it.

[Source: Business Insider]