You’re probably aware of the story of the woman who sued McDonalds back in 1994 after sustaining burns from coffee the fast-food chain served her. That woman, by the way, won $2.86 million and has become the epitome of the frivolous lawsuit.

Well there’s a new moron in town, and that moron goes by the name of Sylvia Ann Driskell from Nebraska. This turd has filed a lawsuit against all homosexual people on the planet, reasoning that they are breaking ‘religious and moral laws’. Huffington Post reports:

[She] argues in a seven-page, handwritten petition delivered to the U.S. District Court of Omaha that “homosexuality is a sin and that the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality…Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)”…

She challenges U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard to not “judge God to be a lier (sp),” and slams gay people as “liers (sp), deceivers and thieves” in the case, filed simply as Driskell v. Homosexuals.

It appears the court won’t be taking her lawsuit all that seriously, having as of yet failed to issue a summons to either Driskell or any of the defendants, the world’s entire homosexual population.

What a pity that being an imbecile isn’t a crime, or this woman could be locked up in a nice padded cell with her Bible. I guess she never read the bit about treating others as you would like to be treated.

[source:huffpost]