Here is it folks – the photo the world has seemingly been waiting for: Bruce Jenner dressed as a woman.

But let’s backtrack as to how the pics got taken. If you watch KUWTK you’ll know that Bruce lives in a lovely pad in Malibu Beach, which means the only way for the paps to get super-close up images is with Hubble telescope-like zoom lenses (they actually have these…) whilst perched like drooling vultures in the Cali sun.

And snap!

Is that even Bruce Jenner?

Frankly it could be anyone who enjoys a striped dress and long hair.

Captions around the world read along these lines: “While walking around his property, Bruce’s striped dress was blown up by the wind, giving a glimpse of his shoes, which appear to be black flats” or “A new woman! Bruce Jenner steps outside his Malibu home for a smoke while donning a striped dress”.

Why doesn’t everyone give the man a break? The Diane Sawyer interview is tonight, where at least 300 million people are waiting to hear what’s going on in Bruce’s life, so we should get some answers soon enough.

Until then, let him have a peaceful smoke in the backyard.

[Source: The Daily Beast and Break]