I get that your child’s first birthday party is pretty special. After all, that midget human has survived a full year under your watch which is something to be celebrated.

A word of advice to parents though – no need to write the world’s most demanding invite, you really are consigning your kid to the role of ‘least popular toddler at play school’ before you’ve given him a chance.

Below is the email received by other parents ahead of the big bash. Pay special attention to the approved gift section. Oh, and the bit about kidnapping is rather entertaining too.

The email was uploaded to Reddit under the title ‘Most demanding 1st birthday invite ever’. I can’t really fault them on their wording there, I’m not knee deep in first birthday invites but imagine this is somewhere in the more extreme region when it comes to such matters.

Those one-year-olds really hate duplicate gifts, and it is such a drag when someone goes through the trouble of buying your infant a gift and is daft enough not to include the receipt. Get it right parents, you’re letting yourself and the children down.

[source:mashable]