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Tonight at 7PM you could watch the début of Rich Kids on Vuzu Amp (channel 114). Alternatively, you could bang your head against a sharp surface until the red water comes out.

Is anyone else hoping for a nationwide load-shedding so that no one is subjected to watching this absolute drivel? Here’s your chance to win back the hearts of the nation Eskom.

Whilst the identities of the ‘stars’ have been kept a well-guarded secret we can now enjoy an introduction with 21-year-old Nape Phasha. Here’s Channel 24:

Besides being a globe trotter, a lover of sneakers and parties, he is also a political science graduate and is currently completing his law degree.

In the promo Nape shows off the family rides and even brags about asking his parents for a R1m Rolex, because well, he needs to have it.

Wonderful stuff. Here are some more snaps of the young man and the rest of his castmates.

These are real people who walk amongst us. A big thanks to DSTV for signing off on this, nice to see subscribers’ money being put to good use.

[source:channel24]