We chatted the other day about that great book that’s about to come out, dishing all the dirty laundry from within the White House. It seems as though Hillary Clinton needs her very own book, though. Just have a look at all the skandaal the first lady is connected to:

When she was supposed to testify to Congress about the Benghazi attacks in 2012, she not only faked the flu and a concussion, but later also faked a blood clot. In a plot twist (and that old saying “be careful what you wish for”) Hillary actually ended up with a real blood clot.

Rumours circulate about how many “human disappearances” are linked to the Clintons. Take the former chief of staff for the White House, Vince Foster. His death was labelled a suicide, but could he have been killed because of an affair with Hillary?

Commerce Secretary Ron Brown and 34 others were killed in a plane crash orchestrated by the Clintons to prevent him from spilling the beans to special investigators about selling seats on trade missions.

Two 17-year-olds, Kevin Ives and Don Henry, were apparently “hit by a train after passing out on an Arkansas railroad track”. Rumoured reason for their deaths is they witnessed a “Clinton-assisted drug drop” and were then brutally murdered.

Then there’s the story about the dead cat which was replaced with a new cat which was also then found dead; the other story that she is bisexual and is only married to Bill to “cover up the truth”, and don’t forget Hillary proclaiming she “had eaten more pussy than [Bill] had.”

Good grief. That’s a lot of death and weird stuff.

Apparently Bill also has a son after “luring a prostitute into a cocaine-fueled orgy”, which Hillary covered up.

I will leave you with the concept of “Sexual Pagan”, which, according to Hillary, is her orientation.

[Source: MotherJones]