Let’s cast our minds back a month or so to the story of Creflo Dollar imploring his legion of followers to donate generously so he could purchase a Gulfstream G650 airplane worth $65 million. That didn’t end well, and we had barely heard a peep out of the con man religious leader or his organisation until now.

Yes, the Creflo Dollar Ministry have conducted a study and their findings (based on science no doubt, their old enemy) indicate that ‘many teenagers of 1985-1990’s homosexuality was encouraged by video games and cartoon Pokemon’.

That gem above comes from ChristNews, as does this:

Many clues are noticeable in the cartoon, starting with the relationship between  Ash, the hero, and Brock,his companion whose platonic love relationship is clear.

Pokemons name, in all languages, aims to guide young people towards the choice of homosexuality…

In his speech on April 8, he [Creflo Dollar] urged his followers not to leave their children in contact with this series.

Below are some pictures of various Pokemon characters, accompanied by the reasons the Ministry believes they promote homosexuality:

This is the case of Bulbasaur, female breast representation attached to odd word to cast doubt on the natural attraction of man to the forms of the female body.

The 151st Pokémon Mew, is the perfect representation of the alleged third sex.

Now we shouldn’t really justify any of this with a response, there’s no need to try and make anyone look like a fool. That part has already been well and truly taken care of.

[sources:metro&christnews]