I’m considering writing it into my will that I want my laptop destroyed after I pass away. Who knows what evils may be lurking there in the deep, dark recesses of its mind, right?

Well someone who really should have done the same is Shamus ‘Paddy’ Flanagan (you think he might be Irish?), who had some rather sordid material on his laptop. This from News24:

Bridgette Flanagan made the discoveries when she came across a laptop of her late husband, Shamus, on the yacht he had allegedly fallen off of before drowning near the Gariep Dam…

The videos purportedly show Shamus, 51, performing various sexual acts with suspected prostitutes on the boat.

To add the cherry on top, one of the prostitutes was wearing a necklace given to her by her husband as a Valentine’s Day gift.

Shamus went missing in November of last year with his body discovered two weeks later. There was one other person on board, a woman described as a ‘cleaner’. Whether she was wearing a French maid’s outfit and cleaning those hard-to-reach places with a feather duster is not known.

So what have we learnt from this story? Perhaps it is ill-advised to film your sexual indiscretions with prostitutes and save it to your laptop. Really Paddy, how many Guinnesses deep were you when you happened across this idea?

[source:news24]