Sex work is often labelled the oldest profession on earth, so we’re assuming the role of pimp probably comes in a close second. Apparently in the US they like to get a jump start on the competition and start them young, although this guy is taking it to the next level.

An 11-year-old in Elk City, Oklahoma, has been earning some extra pocket money by pimping out eight girls in his class. TimesLive carries this:

Media reports say he was expelled from the school for running a ‘business’.

The boy made around $500 in three months, charging boys $3 for a 10 second kiss and $2 for a 15 second hug which reportedly included groping the girls.

Far more profitable than the Saturday morning lemonade stand I imagine. The principal of the school in question suspected there might be something going on when attendance at lunch began to dwindle.

The young man had as many as 27 boys and five girls admitting to having paid him to facilitate their smooching and groping. Alas he was not sharing any of his earnings with the eight girls he was pimping out which, as Gator will tell you, just ain’t gonna fly.

[source:timeslive]