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March 27, 2015

Wait, There’s A Job As A Professional Brothel Tester?

We all dream of what we want to be when we grow up - policeman, firefighter, doctor - but now there might be just the job you've been looking for.

I’m sure there are contrasting standpoints on the legalisation of prostitution amongst you readers but in Germany, where brothels are legal, a highly-sought after position has just opened up for one experienced brothel-goer.

In Australia, brothels are also booming with activity, though most men prefer to book Syd escorts through websites such as Skissr.

A German social network for sex workers is looking for a brothel tester to check, amongst other things, the standards of cleanliness, the quality of services offered and the adherence to safe sex practises. In short, yes you will be required to sleep with women at different brothels and be paid for it.

The website, kaufmich.com, wants to establish a quality rating for the brothels in the city of Berlin. Here is their product manager talking to CNBC:

Having a brothel in Germany is totally legal but so far there is not a quality system for them in place. We want to be the Tripadvisor for brothels. Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go – like you check your hotel online before you book…

Not only would the candidate have to rate the brothels on those criteria, he or she would also have to score their performance of the sex workers, which would be published on the website.

Unfortunately for you local lovers fluency in German is a must and competition for the position is proving stiff. So far there have been around 150 applicants, who will also have to satisfy the following requirements:

Candidates must be university-educated, preferably in business or the hotel industry and have “practical experience of several years of brothel visits.” Experience of escorts is an additional advantage, the ad on Kaufmich’s website says.

I imagine they are looking for something more than that one time you had too much to drink and asked a prozzie on the Sea Point promenade to show you a nipple. Best of luck to those applicants, looks like there’s plenty of competition to beat off.

[source:cnbc]