For those of you who don’t know which one has left One Direction (and I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s most of us), it’s this one:

Which would make her the one in the middle…

Zayn has left the group “to be a normal 22-year-old who is able to relax and have some private time out of the spotlight”. Fair enough. I just don’t think he realised the shit-show he would leave behind in the form of his deliriously crazy teenage fans.

Within minutes of the news of Zayn quitting, the delightful #Cut4Zayn started trending on Twitter and images of teenagers posting pictures of their slashed arms went global.

These kids.

Parents, are you seeing this???? You need to tell your spawn that there are bigger, more important things out there to get hysterical about.

I’m not going to post pictures of kids slashing their wrists, BTW. That’s a no-no. Especially for a guy none of them have ever even met.

[Source: The Daily Mail]