We had you at sex party didn’t we? Also, if you came here for cute kitten pictures you might want to beat a hasty retreat because there will be none of that.

Now let’s clear something up right away – at no stage during the party are kittens murdered for sexual gratification. Feel free to do some snooping on their website HERE but this is a sex party with a difference. This from the Daily Beast:

The members-only club bills itself as “the network for the sexual elite” where women hold the power. In the dark corridors of a Killing Kittens party, the patriarchy is subsumed into a sexual matriarchy: Men are allowed entry only when accompanied by a woman.

Among the other rules detailed in an email sent to guests: Men can never approach women, “no means no,” and “only the kittens can break the rules”.

The rumours have always gone around that you must be reasonably attractive or very wealthy to enter (founder Emma Sayle, pictured above, is supposedly friends with Kate Middleton), making it something of a high-end orgy. One Daily Beast reporter was able to enter the inner rectum sanctum and get in a good snoop at what goes on inside the party that has socialites buzzing. Here are some of the tastiest snippets:

This sex party was decidedly not “elite,” at least not by New York City standards…

Amid the tangle of naked and semi-naked limbs, I make out one woman aggressively grinding on a man’s face; another man with long, blond curly hair being orally serviced by two women. The air is thick with chlamydia…

In general, it seemed that men were there to service women. There were very few lecherous creeps. Indeed, the most off-putting thing I witnessed all night happened very late when one man attempted to high-five another man as he was receiving oral sex. But the attempted handshake was rebuffed…

Ah, the old Eiffel Tower move gone wrong, you really should leave that one to the pros. No news on when the ‘Killing Kittens’ party will make it to our shores although I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

[source:dailybeast]