Oh WOW I bet you wish this was a Kardashians post and not another 50 Shades of Grey one. Sorry for you.

Anyway, the London Fire Brigade has issued a statement reminding the good people of Londres that “999 is an emergency number and should only be used as such”.

This is because 50 Shades hits theatres today, and the LFB is expecting a rise in ridiculous calls that will have something to do with phallic shaped objects and handcuffs.

The Fifty Shades effect seems to spike handcuff incidents so we hope film-goers will use common sense and avoid leaving themselves red-faced.

Examples of call outs? Last year, “firefighters were called by doctors at King’s College Hospital to cut two steel rings from a man’s genitals, which he had been unable to remove for three days. On another occasion, the brigade was called by a woman whose husband had become locked in a chastity belt.”

If you want to run the risk of having to call your local fire brigade or EMT’s, then you should buy some of this stuff. It will be fun.

[Source: The BBC]