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February 12, 2015

Fancy An Ice-Lolly To Make You Jolly? New Ice-Cream Makes Women Horny

Eating ice-cream can be something of an erotic experience but a business in the UK is taking things to the next level with their new dairy delight. Vice Cream, anyone?

I can’t be the only one who gets sexually excited by the mere thought of eating ice-cream, right? Not there yet? Picture Mila Kunis or Ryan Gosling knocking back a soft-serve…still not?

What if I told you there was an ice-cream guaranteed to get you in the mood for some lovin’? Introducing ‘Vice Cream’, a new creation from The Licktators. These unusually unprudish Brits have laced their latest dairy creation with something called Lady Prelox. Metro reports:

Lady Prelox, which has been dubbed ‘female viagra’, is a natural, plant-based pleasure enhancer, which encourages blood-flow to the sexual regions and has been found to boost women’s libidos.

Ladies, say goodbye to that stereotypical ‘tub of ice-cream after a break-up’ scenario and give yourself the perfect excuse to treat your taste buds (and lady-bits).

The ice-cream will be available to buy online some time in the next few weeks. Until then you will have to make due with getting your kicks from that movie everyone won’t shut up about.

It is unclear as to the effects eating the ice-cream will have on men. My guess would be swollen, tingly lips and the desire to call one’s mother and talk about how your day went.

[source:metro]