Liz must be close to dying of embarrassment because of her third child. Admittedly, Prince Andrew is probably the black sheep of the family and so far out of the family circle that it’s no surprise no one noticed his naughty activities.

All the allegations that have surfaced have been kept rather clean for the Palace’s face-saving, but, and fortunately for us, The Sun printed this front page yesterday, and broke the news:

That equates to an orgy of ten people. Sho. Fun times in the Caribbean.

A woman who claims to have been “kept as a sex slave by Jeffrey Epstein” has come forward, and The Sun went public with “fresh court documents”.

The woman claims Prince Andrew’s denials that he had sex with her are “false and hurtful to me. I did have sexual contact with him as I have described here — under oath,” she wrote. “Since I filed my motion in this case my credibility has been attacked. I am telling the truth,” she said. “They seem to think they don’t have to follow the same rules as everyone else. That is wrong.”

The woman was also told that “whatever Prince Andrew wanted, [she] was to make sure he got”.

You can read the full shebang on The Daily Beast