Sometimes it’s nice to sit back and sip on something classy, a concoction of alcoholic beverages honed into a fine art by a skilful barkeep. It also pays to be informed about such beverages, so the next time you’re trying to appear classy on that Tinder date you can confidently pick a drink without looking like a bellend.

Fear not young padawan (Star Wars reference, avoid on first dates), help is at hand. Here, illustrated with great simplicity, are the 78 drinks every dopper should know courtesy of designtaxi. For the full-size version click the illustration below.

There you have it. All you need to know to whoo on the first date and make her glad she never swiped left.

Of course if you really want to whoo on your date you can make the effort and put together a little sundowners-on-Signal-Hill picnic basket. We care not what cheeses and snacks you bring, but make sure you keep it classy with a bottle or two of Pierre Jourdan.

You ain’t gotta break the bank son, because with us you can grab a case of six HERE for only R599.  Which means should you make it back to yours there will plenty on ice to keep the good times rolling. Go on with your bad self.