So some of you arrived at work last Monday, and the pain is sinking in. The rest of you arrived today for the first day at work and you feel nauseous. You are aware that it doesn’t have to be this way, right?

Now this might be a revelation to some of you, but it is only you that is stopping you from entering the Billion-Rand overseas lotteries. As I mentioned in my critically acclaimed book, ‘Work is a sideline. Live the holiday..‘ the biggest question I have to ask people who ‘refuse’ to play the massive overseas lotteries, is quite simply, ‘why wouldn’t you?’

Well let’s have a look at the usual issues..

Oh shame, are the odds are so big that it’s almost impossible to win? Jeez, it must be great to live inside your unexciting, miserable, negative body.

Loser.

The tickets cost the same as a Camps Bay car guard, so price is no excuse.

Oh, wait, there’s also that classic excuse that the overseas lotteries are illegal to play. Or that they don’t pay out. I love those ones. Those stories are getting so boring and it’s probably best to read this and this to put your mind at rest. Our affiliate service has been paying out winners since 1998. And not one person has ever claimed to not get their winnings.

Seriously, get real. It’s almost like you’re TRYING to find excuses to not have the chance (however small) of becoming an overnight billionaire. The truth is you’re a lazy sack of shit.

And people do win. All the time. People like you and me. Check out the stories here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Oh and I love this one about the guys who won the first time they played.

So if you’re feeling sorry for yourself being back at work and you’re NOT playing tomorrow’s R2.8 BILLION jackpot in the MegaMillions lottery ($246 million), we really don’t care about you. Because you and only you has decided to be a loser.

Personally, I keep my account topped-up and have automated the ticket-buying process. So it automatically buys tickets for me when various jackpots reach a certain size.  CLICK HERE to find out how to do that.

Good luck to the rest of you who always buy tickets. You know, those of us who like to live a little.