It has been about sixteen minutes since something to do with Justin Bieber was tabloid news. Cue the new Calvin Klein campaign, with sultry model Lara Stone using the Biebs as a human towel rack over which to drape her steaming body.
Reactions across the Twittersphere have varied somewhat. Beliebers have lost their shit:
Others, like the writers at Metro, have expressed some criticism towards Stone, who is married to ‘Little Britain’ and ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ star David Walliams:
What were you thinking? You cannot be serious?! While David is taking care of little Alfred, cracking jokes about Simon Cowell and prepping for BGT 2015 you’re working up a sweat with Biebs?! The world’s gone mad.
And there you have it. Sometimes I wish Bieber would just stick to getting high and shagging prostitutes in Brazil, and leave us all in peace.
