First off, yes you read right. There is a man who has two fully functional penises, both of which are 10 inches and uncircumcised. And yes, before you ask, he claims to have slept with over 1000 men and women, although he seems to now want to use his anatomical anomaly for good.

Whilst wanting to remain incognito he has been active on Reddit, Tumblr and Twitter, where he goes by the handle (handles?) ‘DoubleDickDude’. He has now penned a memoir and sat down with Rolling Stone recently for a Q and A.

Some of the more interesting quotes include the following:

Before I was ‘DoubleDickDude,’ no one cared about what I had to say,” he says. “Since then, I’ve been able to help people who felt alone or lost. I’ve gotten so many messages from people who need encouragement for one thing or another. With so much negativity in the world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling.”

When I look down at them I think, “That’d look really weird if there was only one down there.”

A girl thought it was a prosthetic and went to pull one of them off and realized it was real. She started shrieking with laughter and almost hyperventilated.

There you have it folks, a man blessed with 20 inches of penis and the wisdom (of late) to try and put them to good use.