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December 18, 2014

‘Erections Should Be Covered With A Towel’ – SA’s First Legal Nudist Beach Has Rules

If you are looking for something to add to your bucket list for 2015, why not head to South Africa's first legit nudist beach? You can literally be a beach bum all year long.

Yippee! A nudist beach for me!

Jokes.

I am always draped in full head to toe towel.

But if you want to go to a nudist beach, you can head to the KZN South Coast and spend your day laying on Trafalgar beach.

A 500m stretch of the beach, which falls within the Mpenjati Nature Reserve, was given official nude beach status by the Hibiscus Coast municipality at the beginning of November.

Here are some of the rules:

Thou shalt not take photographs “unless everyone in the picture agrees to it being taken and gets to see it afterwards”.

Thou shalt not stare, because “it’s rude whether you have clothes on or not”.

Thou shalt not dance “in a provocative manner”.

Thou shalt not swap saliva.

Thou shalt cover up “unpredictable erections”.

It is due to open properly by Easter 2015.

Read the full set of rules on Times Live