FAIL!

I’ll start this one with a quote from the man himself:

‘I love everything about Kim,’ he told The Sun. ‘She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.’

I am speechless. What does one say to this? 23-year-old Jordan James Parke has spent almost two bar to look like Kim Kardashian… What an absolute waste of money. As you can see from the pics, he did not do too well.

Jordan has undergone more than 50 cosmetic procedures including Botox, lip and cheek fillers, eyebrow tattoos and laser hair removal.

So, our theory is that he is actually probably not the best swimmer in the world, so he decided to make sure he can never drown, because with a pair of tubes like that, this guy can float the Volvo Ocean Race over the shallowest of waters. Good on ya mate.

Or maybe he is just trying to steal away self-proclaimed singer/rapper/”yeezus”/best-dad-ever/genius/who knows what else he tells Kim – Kanye West?

Not your best.

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