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December 17, 2014

Some People Are Very Upset About Tom Ford’s Golden Penis Necklace

Tom Ford can do no wrong in my eyes. A) he is ridiculously good-looking, B) THAT fragrance, and C) who doesn't want a perfectly cut Tom Ford suit? Now he has a penis pendant, because why not?

I’ll go so far as to bet million of monies that you have ALWAYS wanted to have a gold (or silver) penis hang around your neck.

WHAT?! You haven’t?

What if it was designed by Tom Ford? Does that make a difference?

Phenomenal, right?

Obviously, though, The Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights does not like it one bit because it slightly resembles a cross.

“When we learned of this item, I said to the staff that I bet this guy Tom Ford is a homosexual,” Bill Donahue, the Catholic League’s president and CEO, is quoted as saying in a press release. “I was right. He even thinks he’s married.”

Oh, please. It’s almost 2015. How can anyone still speak like that?

The pendant is $790 and you can buy it HERE and you can wear it to MCQP this weekend.

Check out The Huffington Post