All you bacon addicts out there can finally let out a sigh of relief: you no longer have to worry about accidentally frying off your… err… you know what. Sometimes a picture speaks a thousand words.

Apparently there are people out there who cook their bacon naked? You are so brave.

The product, developed by J&D’s Foods, is “constructed from a hard plastic shell covered with foam then enclosed in vinyl. It truly is the gold standard of genital grease burn protection.”

Co-founders Justin Esch and Dave Lefkow have assured the world the product is actually real – it retails for $14.99. According to the two, “Cooking and eating bacon naked has been said to be the equivalent of winning the lottery, scoring a touchdown in the Super Bowl and neck-punching Justin Bieber all at once.”

Fair enough.

But, I would just like to ask this one question: Why is there not one for the ladies..?

Check out The Huffington Post

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And, just in time for Christmas dinner, because we like you…