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Not Ideal: Local Man Filmed Masturbating Watching Woman On Open Road – Woah, this planet. HUMANS: it is time to reel it in and be normal (I don’t mean be boring, but just, like, behave a bit, you know?). This guy in particular needs to put away his rod and reel. Here

You’ve Done Badly – Check How This Benoni Man Tried To Smuggle Heroin Into London – We sometimes do stupid things in life. This may lead us into some sticky situations…most of which we can probably handle. Sometimes however, you do something really, really retarded… Here

Eskom – SA Could Come To A Standstill – I feel like this electricity problem is really bringing our country together: EVERYONE can talk about it, whether rich, poor, purple,  green, jobless or MD. It’s great. Here

Apparently Gaddafi’s R2 Trillion In Gold, Diamonds And Cash Is Stashed In Bunkers In Johannesburg – Soooooo Gaddafi decided to hide his enormous wealth in South Africa, if the story is to be believed. I reckon we all get out out our spades and wheelbarrows and start digging… Here

Woman Presses Charges As Video Emerges Of Dan Bilzerian Kicking Her In The Face [Video] – Dan Bilzerian knows how to have a good time, and he’s not shy to film it to show the world how good of a time he’s having. Once again he was caught on camera, but this time the footage is not pretty, at all… Here