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How Is It Possible That Malaysia Airlines Sent Out This Tweet? – It’s going to take a long time before poor old Malaysia Airlines is back on track and out of its big black hole of despair. Maybe they should just offer free flights… Here

Is Your Name Steve? Join The Protest Against FNB’s New Ad Campaign – Ah, the good old controversial ad campaign. I love them. If it’s not Nando’s getting the ruling party irate, then it’s the local bank offending every Steve from Vredenburg to Thoyoyandou. Here

You Won’t Recognise Mickey Rourke Now That He Is Boxing Again – I’m all for bucket lists and re-visiting your past and finishing off things you started way back when… but not if it’s going to make me look three billion years old and have saggy skin. Here

Kendra Explains How Exactly She Had Sex With Hugh Hefner (60 Years Older) – In news you have been absolutely dying to know (much like what Kim Kardashian did last weekend), here we learn how, exactly, Kendra Wilkinson had sex with Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. Here

I Took A Private Jet To Johannesburg On Monday – This Is What Happened [Photos] – I made use of Get Jet this week – the new online service that lists and lets you book affordable ’empty leg’ private jets legs around South Africa and beyond. This is what happened. Here