Look at this absolute frenzy!

Black Friday, in case some of you may not yet know, is one of he holiest days in ‘Merica. Yes, ’tis the day when anything and everything goes on sale. And by sale, I mean you can buy things for next to nothing. People camp outside stores, they stand in lines; they loiter in massive crowds, pushing and shoving with ugly attitudes and only one goal in mind: buy absolutely everything.

Watch this video. Why would you ever want to submit yourself to this utter horror. Surely no discounted television is worth this much chaos?

But, just a discounted television – no chaos? Totally worth it. But how?

Our favourite ‘everything’ online store, Kalahari, is having a MASSIVE Black Friday sale – up to 70% off everything. EVERYTHING. And the best part? You don’t have to stand in any lines to buy the stuff you really want and risk a possible cat fight over the last Maxwell and Williams 20 piece dinner set (which, yes, you can get 60% off of).

The sale lasts 24 hours, until 23h59 28th November. So hurry scurry!