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The 2015 Pirelli Calendar [N5FW] – Wherever you are, this is sure to heat things up for you. Whatever you do, please, don’t attempt to print these images out – the printer may overheat. Here are our top 5 picks…

Whoah! Karoo Farmer Finds Huge Crashed Google Balloon [Image] – If you’re not in the know of Project Loon by Google, you’ll enjoy it when you find out. Except that if all the ‘loons’ keep falling out the sky, it won’t actually work.

SA Cop Suspended As Footage Shows Him Eating Banana While Man Is Killed In Front Of Him [Video] – So this actually happened in the Western Cape. It makes me so sad that society has regressed to this point. Also, bananas are probably going to be banned in the SAPS.

Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend Was Born A Male – So Michael Phelps is rumoured to be dating a girl that was once a guy. Hey, to each their own and so forth. And anyway, she has the tiniest waist and biggest boobs, so I am sure he’s happy.

There Was A Near-Miss At OR Tambo Last Year And No-One Was Told – Unless you’re flying business class and will actually be asleep should something bad happen during your flight, flying can be traumatic. So imagine being stuck up in cattle class and you see a plane coming right at you.